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    Default Richard Simmons vs. Tony Little

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    Who is more evil, cheesier, scarier? Also who is the best fitness guy?


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    This is a toughie.... I can't answer this right away. I am gonna have to give it some serious thought.

    Edit: Richard Simmons does have the upper hand though. After all, on a plane headed for Arizona, he slapped a passanger for making a joke about him.

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    One swears short shorts, another wears tight shorts to accenuate his SQUEEZED buttocks.


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    Richard Simmons is more evil... and cheesier. I mean, look at those hairy pits! But Tony Little... now that is pure horror in it's own essence.

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    Tony Little is more buff so I bet he could take down Richard in a fight, but Richard Simmons probably has a hand full of cults to fight for him.


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    Not to meantion that both have a horribly annoying voice...

    Not to mention that both incite people to "better" their lives through exercise... (yea right... everyone knows grease is the way to go today)

    I'd say richard simmons is scarier, he's a veteran.

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    My aunt got a hand written letter from Richard Simmons.
    He's spreading fast, gaining alibies. Quick, call the assassins.

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    I wish I could have a hand written letter from Mr. Simmons. Oh! He's so dreamy! *Swoons*

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    Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.

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    Eviller? Tony Little. He has a regime of fitness-obsessed lemmings. <3
    Cheesier? Richard Simmons. He wears very short shorts. >=(
    Scarier? This'd be a tie.
    Best fitness guy? Tony Little...or maybe he's just kinda...big.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jellisaurus
    Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.
    He does! :o


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jellisaurus
    Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.
    Richard Simmons also looks like Ronald McDonald.
    Do you still pick him? :skull3:

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    Pfffizzle. People are prejudiced against McDonalds. ;____; If Richard Simmons is a hobbit, then Tony Little is an Uruk Hai, thankee very much. A pretty Uruk Hai. ^^
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    An Uruk Hai with squeezed buttocks. :o


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    An Uruk Hai with squeezed buttocks. :o
    EXACTLY.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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