Don't you wish you could walk on the water? Like Jesus Christ... lizards~
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Thread: Walking on water
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03-29-2005, 12:58 AM #1
Walking on water
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03-29-2005, 01:02 AM #2
Yeah, that'd be cool, but what if you fall out of an airplane and land in the water? Won't that hurt?
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03-29-2005, 01:58 AM #3
it hurts anyway
Originally Posted by Levian
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03-29-2005, 02:00 AM #4
you just have to know where the rocks are.
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03-29-2005, 02:09 AM #5Banned
Why would I want to twalk on water? If I'm freakin' Jesus I won't walk on water I'll do cool stuff, like turn water into pizza rolls or turn every female into a hot babe. And make it so technology does not allow games to go 3D.
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03-29-2005, 02:11 AM #6
*Ahem* Originally Posted by Joel
There you go.
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03-29-2005, 02:16 AM #7
Yeah, I guess. Although I bet it'd get kind of boring, after awhile, and annoying. Could you still just swim?
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03-29-2005, 02:18 AM #8
I'd rather have the demi-god powers than being able to walk on water.
Then I could be an oppresive bastard. :chop:
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03-29-2005, 02:28 AM #9Banned
LOL!
Last edited by nik0tine; 03-29-2005 at 02:40 AM.
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03-29-2005, 02:37 AM #10
only if He asked me to.
and remember that book, support your local wizard;D the kids try walking on water and it's not as fun as it's cracked up to be^_^
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03-29-2005, 02:55 AM #11
I've stood on water before. But only for the split second before I fell through the surface.
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03-29-2005, 02:57 AM #12Banned
You actually can walk on water. Just wate for the lake to freeze up.
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03-29-2005, 03:36 AM #13
You're Joel, not Jesus.
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03-29-2005, 03:51 AM #14
Only if I can drag people out into the middle of a large body of water and drown them.
Last edited by Orestes; 03-29-2005 at 05:15 AM.
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03-29-2005, 04:00 AM #15
Do the insoles in my slippers count? I'm gellin like a fellon.
