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    Wait but that would mean that the sea would be like a tumbling mass of rocks to you. On a stormy day you would be crushed. Not to mention rain.
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    walking on water: like my friend here? that really is in the middle of a lake. There is only that low water level at that spot

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    It would be so totally cool, as then you would be burnt at the stake for being a witch. Fun for all the family!

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    Is there really a thing that you can´t say a funny thing of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KuRt
    Is there really a thing that you can´t say a funny thing of?
    Jigsaw puzzles. I've tried, and I've tried. I've spent countless hours desperately trying to make them funny...and all I came up with was "DON'T PUT JIGSAWS UP YOUR NOSE 'CAUSE BOOGERS!" I have dishonoured my family.

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    wow that was random i applaud you Psychotic

    well im not funny at all around this time for some reason

    Jigsaw puzzles hmm something funny bout them

    how about they piece you off?

    ok if only you could walk on water what about vodka? if the worlds water became alcohol?

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    Throw all the Jigsaw puzzles to sawmill and hope they die entirely from the earth. Or better yet, maybe they´ll invade Uranus

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    then they'll make more and torture us with puzzles with 1,000,000,000+ pieces holy jesus!

    there was a song by milky called walk on water

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    Quote Originally Posted by KuRt
    Throw all the Jigsaw puzzles to sawmill and hope they die entirely from the earth. Or better yet, maybe they´ll invade Uranus
    If you've ever had jigsaw pieces in uranus, you'd know how funny it isn't, especially when you try to explain it to the hospital staff.

    Hurray for toilet humour!

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    good one now i know why your called Psychotic

    what about shoving crayons up Uranus explaining that one wouldnt be so nice ecspecially if you need to go party in the room of doom

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    Ah, yes. I see the obvious connection between shoving pencils up your backside and walking on water.

    In other words, this is very off topic.


    there was a picture here

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    I'd walk to Honolulu.

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    even if you could walk on water you would still freeeze to death eg atlantic in other words what if busses could DRIVE on water instead of having huge ships

    icebergs would be a problem for walking or a play thing you could get rid of hemeroids saves money on preperation H.

    but there are many things to think of like building on water

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    If you could walk on water, and thus lie down, that'd save a hell of alot of money for a water bed.
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