Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
It would have been funnier if it was, "I have some splashing news". Not only because it would have fit the original post better, but also because it would have made you sound British. And we all know Del loves sounding British.
No-one in Britain says "splashing" in that context. Smashing
perhaps, but not "splashing".

I'm glad to see that EoFF's staff is maintain its staunch opposition to spam, with me gone.