I have some important breaking news

[Del Murder]

Canonball!

[Caspian]

Thread preview ruined it. =(

[Agent Proto]

I thought it was spelled "cannonball?"

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

[Sephex]

You took the words right out of my internet.

[Meat Puppet]

taco

[eestlinc]

:mastersha

[Yamaneko]

It would have been funnier if it was, "I have some splashing news". Not only because it would have fit the original post better, but also because it would have made you sound British. And we all know Del loves sounding British.

[eestlinc]

we should discuss the Breeders song.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

It would have been funnier if it was, "I have some splashing news". Not only because it would have fit the original post better, but also because it would have made you sound British. And we all know Del loves sounding British.

What the hell is the matter with you?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

We are not currently disscussing any diving postitions. Thank you for your feedback.

[nik0tine]

This is spam.

[Big D]

It would have been funnier if it was, "I have some splashing news". Not only because it would have fit the original post better, but also because it would have made you sound British. And we all know Del loves sounding British.

No-one in Britain says "splashing" in that context. Smashing
perhaps, but not "splashing".

I'm glad to see that EoFF's staff is maintain its staunch opposition to spam, with me gone.

[Meat Puppet]

The Brotherhood of Brothers approves of this thread.

[Yamaneko]

No-one in Britain says "splashing" in that context. Smashing
perhaps, but not "splashing".

I said "splashing" because it sounds like "smashing". Perhaps that's better left for a Gallagher thread, though.