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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
    oh your 8hours behind me lol my friend needed a sh!t so he dug a hole and used leaves for toilet paper
    that's what we do most of the time when i go camping, only i'm sure to bring a role of tp to sooth my anus rather than some leaves.

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    Go behind the Bushes.. no one will see you.. I was desperate in london and er.. oh nevermind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    *dies laughing*

    Just take a dump in someone's bushes. Or, do you have a cat? Take a dump in the litter box. People's reactions to people-sized dumps in kitty boxes are hillarious.
    And before WesLY even says anything, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell him to go to hell.

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    Drive to the nearest gas station/ Micy D's/ Walmart and hope they have a loo.

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    Knock on your neighbours' door, and when they open it, let it out right in front of them.

    Make sure you have your back to them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    *dies laughing*

    Just take a dump in someone's bushes. Or, do you have a cat? Take a dump in the litter box. People's reactions to people-sized dumps in kitty boxes are hillarious.
    LOL that would be hilarious.......just blame it on the cat.

    Seriously, just go find a MacDonald's, or gas station, or all-night diner, or a pub. There's gotta be something open with a toilet.

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    Well, I am sure you solved this problem by now, but if you have a method of transportation, just drive to a public restroom or something in the future.

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    this has to be the funniest thread I'v read yet :laughing: :laugh: .....but come on ...in front of the nabours?!!?

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    Yet... You haven't told us how you have solved out your problem :sweatdrop

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    Well, I ended up using the plastic bag method. I did what Boris said, line the toilet with the bag. However, it was still VERY different from using a regular toilet. I now know why they have water in toilets: It suppresses that god aweful smell. It's also strange, because instead of hearing the regular "plop" sound when the crap hits the water, you hear the ruffling sound of a grocery bag.

    Also, I did not throw it over to my neighbors yard, as Boris suggested. I threw it in the trashcan outside. Now it is currently sitting in a black garbage can in the smoldering Arizona heat. I do NOT want to open that thing! I will do it though, just for a laugh.

    Also, just a little info on my house. It was built in 1950, and it has the biggest septic tank in the state of Arizona. In fact, it is so big that you never need to empty it. Well, you apparently do fifty years later, but whatever. Here is the big problem: Nobody knows where the septic tank is. It's never had to be emptied until now. Apparently, if the old owner of this house can't tell us where the tank is, we are going to have to have an infra red team (whatever the hell that is..) come and find it for us.

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    Why dont you Poo in your sink ?

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    Murder the neighbors and move in their house.

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    drive to a gas station unless you live in the country then you kinda stuck.

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    Well see, I would have done that if I could drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine
    Well see, I would have done that if I could drive.
    You don't have to kill them with a car.
    although not knowing how to drive would help.
    (I'm being an idiot. :rolleyes2 )

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