Oh poopy!

[nik0tine]

Well... This isn't THAT big of a problem, but it's a problem none the less. Anyways, apparently, the sewage system in my house is screwed up. You cannot flush a toilet without overflowing every toilet and bathtub in the house. (Often times what comes up in the tub isn't pretty) If you take a shower, I assume the same thing will happen. No one in my house can take showers, or go to the bathroom now. Being a male, I can pee outside just fine. However, right now I have to take a MAJOR crap! However, I don't have anywhere to do it! I am NOT going to poop in my backyard, thats for damn sure. I have a plastic bag, but im reluctant to use it because that is just gross as all get out. If anybody could give me suggestions as what to do, before I HAVE to go in this bag, I would appreciate it alot! Thanks!

[Blackmageboi]

use the neighbours bog?

[nik0tine]

It's past 1 a.m. I don't think that's an option.


By the way, that was the foulest thing I have ever done. Ever.

You guys can keep the suggestions funny though. I might have to do this again in the near future, and a more effective mean of doing this is most desired.

[Jojee]

@_@ Cry, hold it in, and stop eating.

I would just go wake the neighbors up, they'll understand! And if they don't, screw that. I'm not crapping into a bag... x___X

[Blackmageboi]

oh your 8hours behind me lol my friend needed a sh!t so he dug a hole and used leaves for toilet paper

[nik0tine]

Well, thank god I had toilet paper!

I heard that farmers back in the day used corn cobs to wipe. Is that true? If so, ouch!

[Meat Puppet]

I had the exact same problem. I cured it by.. aye wait, I never cured it! ;____;

[Ko Ko]

Hm. How about use the toilets, and since it stinks and overflows anyway, just leave it there?
Oh. And it's 1 am, so no one is going to see you taking a dump in your annoying neighbour's front lawn.

[Shlup]

*dies laughing*

Just take a dump in someone's bushes. Or, do you have a cat? Take a dump in the litter box. People's reactions to people-sized dumps in kitty boxes are hillarious.

[Dixie]

*dies laughing*

Just take a dump in someone's bushes. Or, do you have a cat? Take a dump in the litter box. People's reactions to people-sized dumps in kitty boxes are hillarious.

*Laughes*

I think that the plastic bag is your only option... Unless the kitty box is there...

[Destai]

Go ahead, I wont tell anyone....

[udsuna]

No, you use a paper sack, then set it on fire in front of the annoying neighbor's house, and ring the doorbell, then run... much more amusing. Although I've never done it with human excrement... hmmm.

[Hawkeye]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nick, squat over, and let nature take its course

[Nod]

hahahahaha.....kweh!!!!
whoa, this is a major problem, that you need to get to the bottom of right away, otherwise the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] will hit the fan. *implodes*.

[boris no no]

why not put the bag over the toilet so its like using it normally! then tye up the bag and throw it david and galyith style over onto your neighbours roof!