Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
*dies laughing*

Just take a dump in someone's bushes. Or, do you have a cat? Take a dump in the litter box. People's reactions to people-sized dumps in kitty boxes are hillarious.
LOL that would be hilarious.......just blame it on the cat.

Seriously, just go find a MacDonald's, or gas station, or all-night diner, or a pub. There's gotta be something open with a toilet.