How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that wood chuck was about to be banned?
A question!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that wood chuck was about to be banned?
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I blame you, really.
Depends. If he chucked it at the guy who would ban him, then I would say as many as he could without getting tired. Now with a simple calculation including his health, blood pressure, and strength, I would say...hmm, plus three, carry the one....42!
there was a picture here
This is indeed a most informative discussion!
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A wood chuck can't chuck wood. It has no opposable thumbs.
It does too.
I've been breeding a woodchuck with opposable thumbs to prove my "woodchuck woodchucking" theory. For your benefit, I ask you don't ask me how I'm doing it. Not that I'd answer you, anyway.
Yes, but I ask you this: Does it have thumbnails?
aHA. Iri wins again.
Now let's stop spamming this forum up, ok? :skull3:
How goes that project?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Source: getodd.com
As much as he could, I mean...he's gonna get banned anyway, right? He may as well have a little fun before he goes.
Internet???
7 pounds, 5 ounces.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
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