I spent so much time making a giant bitch of myself, you guys had damn well better make this thread public so there's proof much of my bitchiness was for the sake of a joke.

I was going to copy this thread to the WML, go through that copy and censor posts, then move it to the Gen Archive and link to it from Gen Chat, but I'm moving on Friday and may not have internet available... BoB was gonna do it but now he's a wang. Any other volunteers?