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    Default NEW FINAL FANTASY VII GAME!1!

    http://www.rpgamer.com/news/Q2-2005/040105b.html
    It will take place directly after FFVII and will fill the gap between AC and the actual game oh and by the way...
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    IM LIEING HAPPY LATE APRIL FOOLS!!!1!

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    Looks like Im gonna have to invest in a DS after all...

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    No.

    No, no, no.

    It's not real. You were all duped.

    It was announced yesterday ---- what holiday was yesterday?

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    I like how the screenshots were of Before Crisis.... And how they didn't say what EC supposedly stood for.

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    Yeah, RPGamer does that alot. A dead give away was the fact that it said it as comming out on the DS. Yeah right... as if sony would let them.

    it was a nice touch saying that Uematsu was composing the music espcially for this one. If it had of been true, it would have no doubt come out on psp or ps2 not the DS

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    In other news...

    Square Enix announces they will stop whoring out Final Fantasy VII, stop making cellphone games, stop making MMORPG's, and pretty much stop making crappy games altogether.

    ....

    Just kidding. April Fools!

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    Lmao, didnt see that You do realise its not April Fools .. right?

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    Do you realise it is?

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    XD ...oh. I didn't see what you said there at the bottom.

    I got a kick out of the badly doctored screenshots. Rude is rocking that ponytail. ^_^

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    Actually when I wrote the spoiler note I believed it actually was real I was trying to confuse people and it backfired

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    arent they going to make it on any other console but nintendo ds???????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephiroth JR
    arent they going to make it on any other console but nintendo ds???????????????
    It's not real... it was an April Fools joke....

    FFVII Analysis... SEXIFIED! :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by AkiraMakie
    A dead give away was the fact that it said it as comming out on the DS. Yeah right... as if sony would let them.
    Uhh.... FFIII is coming out for DS. I think a spinoff for DS isn't unreasonable. However, making a top down 2d game for DS is.

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    Actually the dead give away of this particular joke is the fact that Nobuo Uematsu isn't going to be performing music for FF anymore, at least not for awhile. He wants a chance to compose for something different.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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