We alll know that pedophilles are evil and hurt the kiddies but thankfuly a British Feature program "Brass eye" has revealed the dastardly methods of these monsters.

methods such as, due to recent development in technology Internet paedophiles can project poison gas through a child's keyboard using the new HOECS3 system to abuse them and more suggestible.

they've also developed there own clothes such as 'Trust Me Trousers', which are inflated to hide a paedophile's erection.

One criminal mastermind even disguised himself as a school to attract children to him.
Thank you brass eye, we are safer now.