Aeris the Flower Girl? More like Weed Girl if you ask me.

[Levian]

I think maybe Tifa was a prostitute, it is the oldest proffesion around.

Actually, that does make sense. Why else would she have that secret pinball machine entrance to her rather sleezy hideout? I think it's her love grotto.

[TheAbominatrix]

Actually, that does make sense. Why else would she have that secret pinball machine entrance to her rather sleezy hideout? I think it's her love grotto.

I think she's the Sector 7 Beer Baron. Sneaking in the booze during Midgar's prohibition nightmare!

[DMKA]

I think she's the Sector 7 Beer Baron. Sneaking in the booze during Midgar's prohibition nightmare!

Yeah, and if you look around there's a thing that says "TEXAS" with the state of Texas up on the wall. If you remember, America had their very own prohibition period, and Texas is very well known for it's moonshine boozyness!

Coincidence? I...think...not!

[Levian]

I think we're on to something here.

IF YOU'RE READING THIS THREAD, SQUARE-EEEEEEENIX, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! WE'RE ON TO YOU! OH AND ONE MORE THING, WATCH YOUR BACK!

[theundeadhero]

Barret was Tifa's bouncer. He handled the "business" if anyone caught on to the operation. Then you had Yuffie. Always stealing materia for her Meth addiction. That's why she was always so uppity!

[smittenkitten]

this is a good thread lol yeah i do agree i think she on weed definetly but that makes me like her more and i think tifa was a bit of a prostitute short skirt,usually doing dirty work :rolleyes2 xXx

[Sephex]

That was hysterical.

[Perducci]

xP

I think this thread might be better than the 'Does Aeris look like a pullstring doll' thread...

[Gnostic Yevon]

I had them figured out when (SPOILER)they left a four-year-old to run the bar!!!!11111

Seriously they could make an entire book of SE drugs/sex/booze references.

[DMKA]

I had them figured out when (SPOILER)they left a four-year-old to run the bar!!!!11111

In all the years I've been playing that game, I never thought about that. xD

[Raistlin]

Well, things explains why Aeris was such a slut.

[Imperia]

Slut??? How was she a slut?

But weeds, lol. I never thought of that. Finally some humor after all this time! :chuckle:

[Nod]

Well, things explains why Aeris was such a slut.

yup, and continuing the theme.....Yuffie's materia stealing is really to get her E- thats why she's an emotional rollercoaster

[Raistlin]

Slut??? How was she a slut?

She throws herself at Cloud, who remains clueless throughout the game.

[JunotDe]

Cloud is a retard man I'd go for em both at the same time