Yes. that was unique.
Yes. that was unique.
Barrett: (sniffin a marker) Hey... dude... Dyyynnnee!!!
Dyne: (Smoking crack) What u want bart...?
Barrett: The city... it go on big flames... heh heh...
Dyne: Woa we gottsta...go get it outs...yep
Barrett: Dyne!! Its the... shinra guys... *burp* and that...guys.
Dyne: Wha...o man... run
Barrett: Stabs dyne and dyne grabs on the ledge of the hole thing) Hey we... got we gots shot...
Dyne: oooo nooo... *sniff* hold on bart!!
Barrett: o okies... (stabs hismself in the hand) oh no we gots shooted again!!
Dyne: (falling) MY WEED!!!
(barrett at doctors office getting gun on hand)
Doctor: So... why do you need a gun arm?
Barrett: cuz uhh... these guys... they jumped and went bam bam and i went aaaauuuuhhhhggg!!! and i got shhot in the handz... yep
Doctor: Okay...?
That was hot. :<3:Originally Posted by Teh Lavos
I like Kung-Fu.
Especially when that guy (Mukki, I think his name was,) was spanking Cloud on that bed...
Maybe he's really an owl. You know...that would explain the floating thing...plus the obligatory "Ho ho hoooo" that pops up in every sentence.
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Chatting about Final Fantasy...good.Avoiding killer evil fairies...not so much.
Hojo is a pimp.
You get to see him with hot chicks in Costa Del Sol.
He's a crazy pimp though. He's always experimenting on his hoes. Like trying to breed that crazy downer-popping animal Red XIII with his hoe, Aerith.
That was all just for his secret porn movies.
Oooh, Shin Ra is really a porn company, not a power company! That explains so much!
Yep, and they locked Cloud and the others up because Cloud was actually trying to exploit ShinRa's secret Porn trade.
They were going to have Cloud and the others star in some snuff porn.
They planned on making some kind of Big brother-esque TV show about them. They filmed Cloud and everyone in the cells, to see what would happen. Barret was purposefully put in with Red, as Hojo's last attempt to Breed Red with a human had failed.
Sephiroth let them out, and killed President ShinRa, as ShinRa had locked up Sephy's best customers. He had to do something to get them back.
We're so awesome, seeing through to Square's real purpose of this game.
More Fear and Loathing in Midgar:
Cloud: "The Gold Saucer is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Wutai had won the war. This was the fifth reich."
Barret: "This is Yuffie. Yuffie paints portraits of Barbara Streisand..." *feeds Yuffie more acid*
Barret: "I advise you to take a hit out of the little bottle in my shaving kit. You wont need much, just a tiny taste."
Cloud: "What is this?" *drops some on his tongue*
Barret: "Hyper Potion. It's absolutely pure."
They didn't need materia for summons. They just took some acid, and hallucinated it.
I can't believe you failed to mention Rude in the drugs scandal. Damn he was just so high...
And well, did you never wonder why there's hentai between Sephy and Aeris when Sephy "stabbed" Aeris? I think we can all see the innuendo here.
(SPOILER)He wanted to kill her, so he did.
No wonder Rufus was chasing after Aeris and gang, he didn't want to miss the action.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
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