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Thread: It's 6:30 a.m.

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    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
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    Default The Mystery of my Life (Immature)

    Okay, I've been wondering about this for about all of my 22 years of life. It's about time I got some answers. Lets say your in the bathroom. After you "drop a few logs" you suddenly realize your completly out of toilet paper. Have you ever used a sock to "finish the job"?
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    We're out of toilet paper in this house actually. Whatever happened to taking a shower after?

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    NO!! AHHH!! That is horrid, just horrid! A shower is pretty damn gross too!

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    I always make sure I've got something handy before I go to drop the Huxtables off at the pool.

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    I honestly don't recall ever not having toilet paper after... that. I guess I have a habit of checking before hand since I'm a girl and I always sit down and always use toilet paper, whether participating in activity 1 or activity 2.

    A friend (male) ran into this problem at another friend's house fairly recently. He reached under the sink and used the poor guys porn mags, which, unfortunately, clogged the toilet. I wont even go into what happened next.

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    You are so making that up.

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    I swear on the color pink the I'm not! It was the guitarist in BJ's band probably about a month ago.

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    NO...my gawd...gross.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    I snuck across my house to my other bathroom once.

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    Wow, boy, that's never happened to me thank God.

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    news paper. Or peel the cardboard of the tube.
    Word/s.

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    Luckily, I have never run out of toilet paper when doing 2s because, like Shlup, I'm girly and check there's enough.



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    i have run downstairs with my trousers around my ankles to get some more.
    My friend was in a pub with a bout of diahrea, no toliet paper used his boxers left them in the cubicle and went commando rest of the night.
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    If I had any way possible I would let you vote twice for that. As for me, I've never used a sock. I hear people joking around about it though so at least somebody has to be doing it. We have a vote for yes up there but they didn't post a reply.
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    You've just committed the ultimate crime



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