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    Does anybody know where I could find a video of the old Final Fantasy VII TV commercial?
    I'm a music nerd primarily.

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    That would be so cool . . . but no, I don't know.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    *has it*
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    It had an ad? I only remember the ad for Tobal No. 1 that mentioned the FFVII demo disc...

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    There were about three ads, actually. They were really cool, too. You just had to love that announcer.

    More than two hundred animators and programmers! A multimillion-dollar production! Over two years in the making! And a cast of thousands! They said it couldn't be done in a major motion picture. They...were right.
    Final...Fantasy...Seven.
    An evil empire is sucking the life force from the Planet. Destroying all who get in its path. It's up to one soldier of fortune to save the world. If he succeeds, you'll survive. If he fails, you...can always hit...the reset button.
    Final...Fantasy...Seven!
    Beyond the edge of reality, lies a story of ultimate conquest. A story of war, and friendship. A story of a love that could never be...and a hatred that always was. And now, the most anticipated epic adventure of the year...will never come to a theater near you!
    FINALLLLL FANTASYYYYYY SEVEN!
    They continued the corniness years later in the FFVIII ad, except with a raspier announcer.
    Coming this fall. The most anticipated action adventure of the year! A story of one man's struggle to save mankind from extermination! And his quest to win the heart of the one he loves. An epic so stunning your emotions will stir! Your heart will race! And your thumbs will be really, really sore.
    Final Fantasy Eight! Coming to a home theater near you.
    You can get them all here.

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    Kishi, lets have sex. :<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3::<3:
    I like Kung-Fu.

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