Hahaha, I wanna host it just to have on hand to freak people out.
And... 'natrix. Sorry. I lack the equipment. But I'll post what I screwed up anyway XD Maybe someone else should do it. Tell me if you like the font though. I'll collaborate with someone. It's the freakiest one I have on hand. I'm sure others could do better. But nobody seemed to be even attempting your request. So I diddled around a bit...
