we know all the males here would probably like to be whatever ducks those are. Lake ducks or something.

But I think I'd be a. . .a hawk.

You could sit on the side of teh road and wait for roadkill. Or go and get it yourself.

I mean, the high screeching sound everyone associates with eagles is *Really* a hawk sound. How awesome is that?

[edit-- Now that I look at the thread, see KB's post. That is what I'm talking about.]