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    i was just pondering.....how did people come up with underwear??
    did they just one day think "we need more under these trousers" or what?
    plus why do we REALLY need pants? i mean, for girls they don't hold anything in and guys rarely wear them anyway!
    its a puzzle......

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    i need them to hold everything in

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    Actually, I think the diaper was invented first. Or, maybe, it's because poorly tanned hard leather was chaffing, so a nice, soft undercloth was invented for comfort's sake. And I can only wonder what those poor Medieval Knights were dealing with... heavy cold iron with joints that pinch... *shudder*. I'd want all my various dangling parts as close to my body as possible.
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    Girls have this thing every month. You know that thing?
    And men can't just be left dangling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
    Girls have this thing every month. You know that thing?
    yeah i kinda know about that......
    but that only lasts a week. what about the rest of the time?
    plus lacey underwear?? is it nessisary? under normal circumstances it chaffs and during....."nocturnal" activities they get ripped off in under 30 seconds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by udsuna
    And I can only wonder what those poor Medieval Knights were dealing with... heavy cold iron with joints that pinch... *shudder*. I'd want all my various dangling parts as close to my body as possible.
    *cringes*, it makes me sick just thinking about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    yeah i kinda know about that......
    but that only lasts a week. what about the rest of the time?
    plus lacey underwear?? is it nessisary? under normal circumstances it chaffs and during....."nocturnal" activities they get ripped off in under 30 seconds!
    Haha I figured you would.
    But I get what you're saying.
    I wear lacey underwear, well, because it's pretty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by udsuna
    I'd want all my various dangling parts as close to my body as possible.
    so the queation is.....do you wear boxers or pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    so the queation is.....do you wear boxers or pants?
    Actually, neither... jeans are more than comfortable enough, all on their lonesome . But, if I had to wear garments of metal or leather... I'd surely find SOMETHING to shield myself with. I can't afford to lose a couple of inches to some inconvenient slide of two metal plates . And rashes always suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by udsuna
    Actually, neither... jeans are more than comfortable enough, all on their lonesome . But, if I had to wear garments of metal or leather... I'd surely find SOMETHING to shield myself with. I can't afford to lose a couple of inches to some inconvenient slide of two metal plates . And rashes always suck.
    but what happens if you get the zip stuck.....
    couple of inches eh???

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    but what happens if you get the zip stuck.....
    couple of inches eh???
    I never got the zipper stuck... I make sure I'm carefully tucked into place. Along my left leg.

    And, yes, couple of inches. They only place I want to lose a couple inches is around my belly button.

    Oh, and can we stop talking about my genetalia now?
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    This thread better stay to underwear's purpose or I might get sick. :skull2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
    This thread better stay to underwear's purpose or I might get sick. :skull2:
    how could you get sick of ud bits????
    but ok then!
    i'm wearing pink ones right now!

    oooooh on a sort of the same topic....
    do you wear matching bra and pant set??
    i can never be bothered to find the matching ones! plus all my bras are black

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    how could you get sick of ud bits????
    but ok then!
    i'm wearing pink ones right now!

    oooooh on a sort of the same topic....
    do you wear matching bra and pant set??
    i can never be bothered to find the matching ones! plus all my bras are black
    Oh! All my bras are black and either silk or lace. I bought them all in sets (with matching black lace panties yay!) at this special store that does odd sizes. I'm irregular, and I hate it, but I really like my underwear!
    I'm wearing ones I bought this morning, my only red and black lace set to date.
    Boris, I could not imagine you'd be wearing anything but pink. It's all your Bao Zi's fault! It turns pink and you're very pink!

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