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    Grin How do you know you're a Final Fantasy VII enthusiast?

    Out of the corner of your eye, you mistake the words Fall, Fell, Fill, Full, or Evil for the acronym FFVII.

    Watching movies, you try to imagine which actor(s) actress(es) would portray a FFVII character properly.

    You have tried at least once to write or direct your own version of FFVII.

    You pick up gaming magazines featuring Final Fantasy and buy them specifically for the FFVII pics.

    You've considered changing your name to one of the main characters of FFVII or have already done it or have pride that you were born with the name.

    When you hear music that sounds like the boss battles in FFVII, you look around to see who is about to fight before you realize life doesn't feature theme music.

    You've tried at least once to draw your own FFVII pics.

    You're upset Tifa didn't tell Cloud how she felt when they were waiting on their friends before the final battle.

    You don't wonder why a phoenix down couldn't cure Aerith.

    You've learned how to play the victory music on at least one musical instrument.

    You know who Zack is and where he is from and have wondered at least once how he came to be friends with Sephiroth.

    ........"What can you come up with?"........
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    You know that you're a FFVII enthusiast when you make up lists about how you know that you're a FFVII enthusiast.

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    I like that . . . it's damn true! lol
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh Lavos
    You know that you're a FFVII enthusiast when you make up lists about how you know that you're a FFVII enthusiast.
    Yep!

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    If your first thought when looking at a bunch of differently colored spheres is "materia"

    You stay up late at night coming up with ways to explain how the Buster Sword can be wielded

    You stay up late at night coming up with ways to explain Cloud's hair

    You can recite the methods needed to raise a gold chocobo from memory

    You find nothing wrong with slaughtering an entire forest full of beasts, but get all bent out of shape when Aeris's song plays

    Names like "Velcher Task" don't sound funny to you

    You have a character from the game in your sig..... wait, I mean... I'm not a..... oh bother!

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    You learn how to use a Parasol as a deadly weapon.

    You train your cat to attack people with its hair.


    That's all I got.
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    You cut the word "AERIS" into your arms and legs with a huge knife.

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    Oh, so that's what's happening in your signature. Missed the leg by a little, though.

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    That's a sword.

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    Just adds to the enthusiasm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJZen
    If your first thought when looking at a bunch of differently colored spheres is "materia"

    hahaha thats so true.

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    You are a Final Fantasy VII enthusiast when you buy both the ps1 version and PC version of the game, and played them both and completed them both

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    u knw ur an enthusiast wen this thread comes up on a website call EYES ON FINAL FANTASY...meh
    Making a slow come back since 2008

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    You bought one of those very expensive Summon Materia orbs on ebay.

    And you're disappointed that it doesn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJZen
    If your first thought when looking at a bunch of differently colored spheres is "materia"
    Marbles, dude. O_O

    Okay, here are my contributions (some were found on the net):
    --You give your cat a tattoo that reads "XIII" and dye its fur red.
    --You develop an in-depth thesis for English titled "Why Cloud should be with Tifa and not Aeris..."
    --You try to ride a motorcycle down a flight of stairs.
    --You sleep in a box and, everytime someone opens it, ramble on about "atoning for past sins" until they leave you alone again.
    --You've had nightmares about bathing with a speedo-clad man named Mukki.
    --You have a conspiracy theory which involves Shin-Ra...
    --...and you suspect your cat of being a spy for Shin-Ra.
    --Your four-year-old knows how to tend a bar.
    --You call the North Pole the Crater, or the Great Northern Cave...
    --...and you think that Santa Claus is actually Sephiroth...
    --...and you assemble a team of misfits to stop him!

    And, my personal favorite:
    --You think the Sun is really Meteor. (^_^)

    Okay, I'm going to stop...geez, I play VII too much.

    Sig created by the lovely Starry Relm! ^_^ - - - I'm Bardock's seventh wife... O_o
    Chatting about Final Fantasy...good. Avoiding killer evil fairies...not so much.

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