Zidane > Donkey
Vivi > Muppet
Freya > Whoopsy
Steiner > Rusting
Dagger > Panties
Quina > Thingy
Eiko > Atchoo
Amarant > Spud
Me and my mate liked these names. We like it when Zidane keeps yelling about Panties and Amarant calls himself The Flaming Spud!