Off topic, but I did a story in Language arts called "the Ultros diaries". I had him reading Siegfried's mail till he got a restraining order. Ultros joined the "sub-villain union" and spent half the time lamblasting Kefka for stealing the one liners that Ultros sent in to Reader's digest. I think I got a B+.
LOL
dude, that's awesome
I would love to read it if you posted it.