Well, first... The story would start out with some kind of opening, that seems pointless at first, but is actually explained later on in a different disk.
After this pointless opening, we enter the main character.
Of course, this main character has to have some wacky hairstyle, and not give a crap about anything other than himself. He must also wield a sword of some kind.
Anyways, this character moves forward through the game, until you've been playing for around half an hour.
This is where you'd get your second and third characters, The arrogant tough-guy who doesn't really like the main character at first, until more of the game has unfolded, and the hot chick with large breasts.
So you do some training, and learn of some evil company/crossdresser/clown/alien/etc, who wants to take over the world, and is somehow connected with the main character, and in order to stop them you must travel in your airship, which is controled by another guy called Cid, to some island/tower/alternate universe/crater/etc, to defeat the evil dude.

The main three characters will not be alone, though... They will be accompanied by at least two more females (One of which is usually completely useless, and the other is only Average at best), the generic Emo 'everybody hates me and I hate everybody' kinda character, with a dark and mysterious past, an airship pilot named Cid, and some sort of animal.

You'd be able to get to level 350, as I think that level 99/100 isn't really high enough. All job classes would be available, though if you just want to use one class, you can get skills from all the other classes by using Materia, which means there is no point for the job classes, but I guess that the player can choose which method they'd like to use.

I'd also make up like, 463 new summons to add to all of the old summons, because there just isn't really enough summons in the game.
Each character would have 200+ weapons, and when walking around on the main map, or even in towns/villages/etc, you would have some kind of stamina bar, which means you would have to eat and sleep and drink, to make the game more realistic. If you let your stamina bar go down all the way, your party gets ambushed by Odin (Even if you have him as a summon), and he kills all your party members and in big red letters the word 'PWNED!' apears on your screen. This would force your control pad to vibrate so much that it explodes and you have to buy a new one before getting a new game.

Oh yeah, this game could either be set in some alternate reality, right here on earth, in space somewhere, or underwater.


Well, that's my idea. And if that doesn't work, they should just make something like FFVI-2: General Leo version.