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    What's next? Oscar the Grouch gets a job, moves into an appartment, and acts nice to people? Jeez... I thought they were going a little too far when the South African version of the show added a muppet with AIDS. I think she was sewn together with an infected needle, or something.
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    There's even a new song - "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.
    So bananas, apples, oranges and pears are also cookies?

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    I'm more concerned at the emotional state of this reporter. Seems like someone took this a little too personally.
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    It's nice idea, but somehow i always think that the cats pushing social reform can't see the forest for the trees.

    Because, you know, Cookie Monster makes you fat. Full of calories, he is.

    And don't even get me started on Barkley.

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    What are they going to call him? The Apple Monster???
    What a stupid idea, why didn't they just change the way the kida thought about him, so it's like only cookie monster can eat cookies and kida can't as much or something?

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    finaly the war is nearing an end bwahahahaha ffgirl and i are depriving the cookie monster of his cookies!

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    *yawn*

    Why couldn't they just keep him eating cookies and get the other characters to osticise him?

    Huh? HUH?!

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    This is so weird... I was reading this thread and watching SNL when Amy Poeler cracked a joke on Weekend Update about Cookie Monster learning the difference between "always foods" and "sometimes foods" and then becoming Pilates Monster. It wasn't that good a joke (and that was an awfully long run-on sentence) but it did make me double take.
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    Thank goodness I'm old enough to immortalize the REAL Cookie Monster in my head.

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    This amused the hell out of me. The only problem with it is that, even if a parent does their best to get their kids to appreciate healthy foods, they can't really compete with advertising. Every kids sees about 10,000 ads a year (not just on TV) for food products. If a parent had every meal every day with their kid, they'd still only have 1,000 opportunities to help their kid make good food choices, as opposed to Tony the Tiger and his minions. That doesn't seem very fair.

    Still funny though. The way businesses market to children is evil. Yay for Cookie Monster!

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    Thank you, that made me happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

    This amused the hell out of me. The only problem with it is that, even if a parent does their best to get their kids to appreciate healthy foods, they can't really compete with advertising. Every kids sees about 10,000 ads a year (not just on TV) for food products. If a parent had every meal every day with their kid, they'd still only have 1,000 opportunities to help their kid make good food choices, as opposed to Tony the Tiger and his minions. That doesn't seem very fair.

    Still funny though. The way businesses market to children is evil. Yay for Cookie Monster!
    Maybe parents should limit their child's intake of TV then. ?

    Yes I know not only television is responsible for the barrage of advertisements directed at children, however television is responsible for most of it. My point is, if parents would stop plopping their kids in front of the TV while hiding behind "educational purposes" when they're really using technology as a baby sitter, they wouldn't have to deal with the screaming fits about barbie, cookies, apple juice and all that mess.

    It's always your choice to let your children view propaganda. You can't really blame the people who put it out there when you don't pay enough attention to your kids to KNOW what they're seeing, and more importantly, why they're seeing it.

    Bring back cookie monster. ;_;

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    I swear, that is something you would see on "The Onion"!

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