My roommate's puking drunk.
It's kinda annoying me - he needs to get over it.(He'll be fine.)
Fortunately, he's a cool cat - so I don't run into too many problems with him, and vice versa. I know there was a thread here recently about bad roommates, but I'm going to start another one anyways just <s>so I can watch it get closed</s> to keep the conversation going. Any stories?
I make my friends eat their own spew. I'm not sure about my cats, though.
Shlup's boyfriend's room mate peed in the fridge one time when he was drunk. It was le awesome.
I want to meet him and throw money at him.
I'd pity his poor soul and give him a good talking to.
I despise drunkards.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Drunk is BAD. I've never drank alcohol in my life.
I once had to share a room with three others last year during a school trip.One of them couldnt keep his dick in his pance and had to have a wank in the bathroom of a small b&b with three other 13 year olds. Now I have no beef with masturbating but not being able to hold it off for the weekend in a squashed room didnt go down well with any of us. Disgusted one of us mentioned it to a random person from one or two other groups and nature took its course as his social life plummeted. Well thats Highschool for you.
mate was once sick on some gals head
it was so funny but the gal got some lad to smack him
werent laughing in da morning
My suitemates always get drunk whenever they have boy problems. And they have a lot of boy problems. Just the other week one of them got drunk out of her mind and locked herself in her room and started crying cause she had to go pee.
Me: Open the door!
Her: Omg, I have to pee!
Me: ok...well open the door
Her: [sobbing] I neeeeed to peeeee! Take me to the bathroom pleeease.
Me: Well, open the goddamn door! *insert profanity here*
Her: hahahahahahah *crash*
Turns out she fell on her desk and chipped her tooth.
Silly girl.
Am I the only one who felt very nolstagic when they saw this thread and thought of ff babe's "my CAT puked on my carpet" thread. xD
I can't tell any of my roommate stories here. Seriously.
Signature by rubah. I think.
last year one of my housemates got wasted in town, came home, realised he had forgotten his key so kicked the backdoor in.
One of my housemates sprayed our living room with mustard whilst drunk a month or two ago.
These two things were both particularily annoying. Other stuff has happened, but I can't go into details here.
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Roomates sound awful from all these stories. >=/ I don't know if I want one anymore...
People on school trips who keep you up until well after 3 am with excessive rap music are HORRIBLE.
I functioned on an excellent three hours of sleep that night.
Originally Posted by rubah
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