My suitemates always get drunk whenever they have boy problems. And they have a lot of boy problems. Just the other week one of them got drunk out of her mind and locked herself in her room and started crying cause she had to go pee.

Me: Open the door!
Her: Omg, I have to pee!
Me: ok...well open the door
Her: [sobbing] I neeeeed to peeeee! Take me to the bathroom pleeease.
Me: Well, open the goddamn door! *insert profanity here*
Her: hahahahahahah *crash*

Turns out she fell on her desk and chipped her tooth.

Silly girl.