Quote Originally Posted by My name is...something..?
That it? I don't think you should be conservative if you're trying to save the world.

I thought this was a political joke, with 'conservative' and 'save the world', but I couldn't make any logical sense of it in that context. Then I realized it wasn't. Unless it is, then I'm confused.

But in any case, without those abilities, there's no way I'm saving the world.

Me saving the world in my current state would ammount to me being slaughtered. If I had to fight monsters I'd be totally screwed, because I can't even fight people . My special ability would be girly slap, or maybe hide. Hopefully hide, since that's more useful.