I'll leave if and when I find something more important to occupy my time. Like a wife or a government job or something.

I stay because I find you people interesting and amusing. This place is nice to unwind, becuase nothing in my outside life has anything to do with what goes on here, and vice versa. I try to a good job as a moderator so that other people can get the same enjoyment that I do. That also gives me a good feeling.