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    Two cats called Thelma & Louise, after the film characters. No cars driving off cliffs in my house though.
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    I had a dog named Bear (I was tiny so I don't know why)
    I had a couple of cats named Missy and Oliver (both girls)
    I had an Iguana named Ziggy because he zigged all over the place.
    I also had a couple of alligator lizards and blue bellies. I forget the names of the blue bellies but we gave simple names to the alligators: Ally and Gator. (see? simple!)
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    My dog's name is Peanut. I don't know why, because she's not peanut-colored and never was. My sister's dog is named Snapper, which is also weird because he doesn't snap.

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