I thought this was going to be all about what Shlup calls BJ. You know, stuff like snooky wooky or something sickening like that.

My cat's name is Bob. Well, it's T-Bob. Okay, so it's something like T-"Bob Baloobopbabombamboo Towns". I never knew how to spell the middle name though, it's just said that way. Nobody ever really uses the middle name, though, just Bob or T-Bob.