Pet Names

[Shlup]

I got new rats today! They're both boys. What shall I name them?

What are your pets names and why?

My cat's name is Peaches like them girls at the strip joints that'll have sex with anyone to get back at their daddy. But then the vet told me Peaches is a boy, so now he's gay.

My goldfish's name is Barry, after my boyfriend's brother. I had an Allen and a BJ for less than a day before Barry murdered them. He's an evil fish. There's also Hey Sucka! the plecostimous, but he's Barry's fish.

My cockroaches died, by the way. For those who had not heard of my loss. ;_;

[The Captain]

Inga The Wonder Dog, who spends her days sleeping, eating, and living the good life.

We got her from friends so the name was chosen by them. Apparently they thought she looked like an "Inga", and it does seem to fit her.

Take care all.

[Leeza]

I have a cat named Orange and another cat named Other because he's the other orange cat. I used to have a cat named Trixie because she was full of tricks and a cat named Kisa because kisa means kitten in Russian and she got used to Kisa before I could think of another name for her.

[fire_of_avalon]

My dogs names are Gypsy and Wolfwood.

Name them Rodger and Bruno. Because I like those names.

[Rainecloud]

My MSN account will be at risk if I give you the names of my pets.

Sorry.

[Relena Peacecraft]

I don't personally have any pets at the moment. In lieu of such a description, however, I'll highlight some of the more interesting pet names of pets I've had or someone in my immediate family has had.

The first such animal would be a cat I had when I was but a wee lad. Being a strange kid, I chose to name the cat after a street, and thus he was named Belt, which was the street where my Aunt lived. In retrospect, that's a pretty lousy name for a pet, but I think I outdid myself for the next one. The next animal was also a cat, and not to put too fine a point on it, but I liked street names for some unfathomable reason. And thus, I named this new cat Hamilton. My parents decided that was a little too obnoxious, and thus he was finally named Hamilton Snowflake.

Another cat with an interesting name was Jasmine. The name came from Aladdin, but perhaps more interesting is the fact that the cat was a boy. The lady who gave us the cat told us it was a girl, and my sisters named it as such. It wasn't until a few weeks later we realized the cat was, in fact, male. The name wasn't going anywhere.

Aside from this semi-comical nostalgia, there was a more touching story for one of the names of our many cats. One of our cats, Twinkle, was pregnant because my mom was really bad about getting the cats fixed. In any case, she was pregnant, and had a litter of several kittens. Our dog, unfortunately, attacked some of the kittens, and ultimately, only one survived. He was named Lucky, for reasons that should be immediately obvious if you've actually read this post.

That's a small sampling of pet names, but there are really so more I could go on about. I'll spare everyone the insanity. In reply, it's unfortunate about your cockroaches, not that I can imagine possibly keeping some as pets.

[-N-]

Holy crap, it's Aex. O_O

I'd name them "Hoodley" and "Doodley". That way, you can call to them by running around sounding like an idiot, going "HOODLEY DOODLEY!!!"

Trust me, just try saying it out loud in front of your computer and tell me it doesn't sound funny. Do it! I know I would.

[Necronopticous]

I've had cats my whole life <3

My latest cats have been named:

Bengalaas
Bubbles
Stinky
and Namakeru

[Jack]

I have 5 cats, all with food related names.

Beans
Toast
Crackers
Pud
Marmite

[WildRaubtier]

I naem'd my bird Jack. He is full of poops.

[Loony BoB]

I thought this was going to be all about what Shlup calls BJ. You know, stuff like snooky wooky or something sickening like that.

My cat's name is Bob. Well, it's T-Bob. Okay, so it's something like T-"Bob Baloobopbabombamboo Towns". I never knew how to spell the middle name though, it's just said that way. Nobody ever really uses the middle name, though, just Bob or T-Bob.

[Ko Ko]

Hm. I have had lots of animals.

Cats: Mika, Tad, Mika II, Ari, Lulu, Cookie, Chessie, Min-A, Sun-A, Mika III, Rosa, Ashleigh and Broken Popsicle. Rosa was a man cat.
Dogs: Kashi, Casey and Jyo Xie.
Hamster: Pete Ass. Yep. Pete Ass. Mika II bit his ear off and he died.
Around 100 nameless chickens when I was twelve. They were actually Vince's but he was so crap at taking care of them I did it for him. But I had three favorite ones I called Dell, Windows, and Apple. I really liked Apple until Vince ate her. Then; I was sad.

[Resha]

I used to have a hamster called Hammy, short for Hamburger. Now my only pet is my shmexy brother, and he's more of a slave, really. xD

[Levian]

The previous owner of our dog called it "Adoring Akila of Ronja's Lions".
We just call it assface.

[Xander]

Our pets names now are a little boring but my brother used to have hamsters called Lister and Mr. Tibbs, and I had rats in the past called Merlin Serendipity, Casper, Flash and Cloud.