Yes, yes they do. Now I will have to put those into consideration! Well I guess which one pops into my head first is what i'll go with. xDOriginally Posted by Blackmageboi
lines like see you tomorrow and have a nice day work just as well xDWhen I am on my death bed. I'm going to say "Ouch That Hurt!" before i'm about to die. Just for the hell of it.
Never said I liked the guy. His death was in keeping with his life: impressive. Evil as all hell, but still very impressive. Like Kefka, only without super-powerful magics. And you KNOW, if the opportunity existed, he would have done much the same thing. That, and looking like he did, he still managed to get all the women (and men) he wanted for bizarre sex acts. Part of the reason they killed him.Rasputin was EVIL.Remember in the "Anastasia" cartoon?
So evil. He was evil even in real life...he CURSED THEM...
And then within two years, just like he said....the whole family died.
Bizzare sex acts??? 0_o
I want to follow one of Maddox's guides to death.
I want to eat a bathtub full of baked-beans until my stomach explodes.
Use an alka-sletzer on a full stomach! It's fun! WARNING: Don't actually do that, 'cos you explode! Really!
Gotta <3 Bash.org<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
i've allways liked oscar wildes last words
"either those curtians go or i do."
The barmy poof.
Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
-The allways inspiring leeza
I want to bow out whilst driving my beloved forklift, i would park it infront of the sunset and just lay there, felling happy and halucagenic.
Either that or like falling of a high flat, that rush you would get by falling would be brilliant.
No way I'm giving out my idea, idiots. You'll read about it in the papers.
I always liked the story where someone says, "Hold my beer and watch this."
POLO PONIES, WILL YOU PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
I'd like to be caught in an industrial-sized blender. When it's on.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
A family friend of ours fell into an industrial baking mixer thing. I should ask about that again.
Sure, here are the lyrics...
"CALLIOPE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
CALLIOPE IS DEAD!!!!!!
SHE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD!!!!!!
IT'S NOW FULL OF LEAD!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYEEEAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Excellent!
You work on more songs, and I'll work on faking my own death and coming to the funeral like Scrooge McDuck did in that one awesome episode.
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