Coolest deaths

[Project G]

saying "Don't press that" just before you die. Ha ha ha thats hilarious

[Levian]

If I ever am going to die, I want a hummingbird to slit my throat and feast on my blood.

[Ko Ko]

Wow, I thought I was the only one who found death amusing.

[Project G]

I worked at a Funeral Directors for work experience. I thought it was cool, death amuses me

[Meat Puppet]

I want to die in bed, spewing blood.

[udsuna]

Cool deaths? Hmm... breaks out "The Big Book of Death" (YES, that is a REAL book... with illustration!!! They're cartoons, but, still...)



Guy gets himself killed when he and a buddy are driving around hitting mailboxes with baseball bats. He somehow got his head CAUGHT by a mailbox, and the force of the vehicle decapetated him.

Woman and daughter die when lightning strikes the lake they're fishing in.

Man dies when he gets mad in a bar, then slashes the (tractor) tire of the guy he argued with in bar. The air pressure from the tire blows the knife back, where it stabs the dude in the throat.

Rasputin, of Russian fame, was poisoned with approximately five GALLONS worth of arsenic, in the form of rat poison in cakes and alcohol, then shot several times, then stabbed and beaten, then tied up and put in a burlap sack and tossed in the river. Coroner says: hypothermia.

Man fires shot into air in bank when robbing it. Chandelier lands on him.

Gunpowder was invented by a bunch of chinese alchemists trying to develope the secret to imortal life. Ingrediants: coal dust and bird feces- they intended to eat it. Instead, they design the first missiles when they learn its power. They don't live any longer, but they make the other guys live shorter.

Some guy injects tap water into his vein... does not survive.

[Lindy]

<a href="http://www.mikezbotz.net/media/re4deathscenes.wmv">Resident Evil 4 takes the cake when it comes to cool deaths</a>

I must warn that it is rather...graphic, and does spoil a few sections and fights for the game.

Oh, and it's 77mb.

CHAINSAW DECAPITATION FOR THE WIN!

[Dr.K]

Saying to someone "pull my finger", and when said person does so, explode.

[Psychotic]

Old age! Can't get anymore KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAZY than dying of that.

[Erdrick Holmes]

If you die having an arcade cabinet machine fall down on you then you're a freaking MORON.

[Nod]

Oscar wilde put it best just before he died,
'either that wall-paper goes, or I do'.

[Shlup]

Dying in the middle of saying something... The thought amuses me. I plan on dying as an old fart in my sleep though. xP

[DMKA]

During sex as you're at climax.

[Resha]

Rasputin, of Russian fame, was poisoned with approximately five GALLONS worth of arsenic, in the form of rat poison in cakes and alcohol, then shot several times, then stabbed and beaten, then tied up and put in a burlap sack and tossed in the river. Coroner says: hypothermia.

Rasputin was EVIL. Remember in the "Anastasia" cartoon? So evil. He was evil even in real life...he CURSED THEM...

And then within two years, just like he said....the whole family died.

[Dking'squeen]

During sex as you're at climax.

damn you and dying on me

Cool death? By ninja cats...or a heavy intake of catnip, which ever is first