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    Default Someone stalk me...

    Must I live a life where no-one stalks me?
    Where is the people who should be?
    Where is Resha and RSL when they should be here?
    Why is it so hard to find someoen to reply?


    so very bored........... Thoguth i would throw that in.....Someoen stalk me i am so lonely locked in my computer room when will i be let out for food?

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    I'm sorry, I'm not accepting applications for stalkee at this time. You may want to submit your resume to one of the loppy fatties; they're always looking for someone new to stalk.

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    Could ya give me some names to talk to if I want a stalker?

    So far, i have submitted 3 resumes no one has replied (i think they rejected them)

    Thnx for help.

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    Try getting a boob job.

    Yes, I know you're a boy.

    Seriously though. Boob job = major stalkage.

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    Or get onion buns. I hear that stalkerish (and some non-stalkerish) girls like onion buns. Dunno why.

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    Wow, lol is anyone accepting stalking applications right now?

    P.S IM NOT GETTING A BOOB JOB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ism
    Wow, lol is anyone accepting stalking applications right now?

    P.S IM NOT GETTING A BOOB JOB
    What about onion buns?

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    resha is already stalking me
    she won't get away from my window
    she wants to see me nakey :rolleyes2

    Trust No one

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    i dont really want onion buns.

    Anyone accepting applications?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ism
    i dont really want onion buns.

    Anyone accepting applications?
    But do you know what onion buns are? Oh and I think the older members would be your best bet (cause they can post user notes).

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    You don't REALLY want to be stalked. :skull7:
    Stalking's for corn!

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    Mabey i do. Mabye i dont. Someone accecpt application?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starry Relm
    Oh and I think the older members would be your best bet (cause they can post user notes).


    you really want someone like psy stalking you??????
    strange....

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    Quote Originally Posted by Starry Relm
    Oh and I think the older members would be your best bet (cause they can post user notes).


    you really want someone like psy stalking you??????
    strange....
    Psy's so fun! He's so cool! I think he stalked my user notes for like, a day. I felt so honored!

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    I dont really care, unless you wanna stalk me!

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