The evil methods of pedophilles

[gokufusionss1]

We alll know that pedophilles are evil and hurt the kiddies but thankfuly a British Feature program "Brass eye" has revealed the dastardly methods of these monsters.

methods such as, due to recent development in technology Internet paedophiles can project poison gas through a child's keyboard using the new HOECS3 system to abuse them and more suggestible.

they've also developed there own clothes such as 'Trust Me Trousers', which are inflated to hide a paedophile's erection.

One criminal mastermind even disguised himself as a school to attract children to him.
Thank you brass eye, we are safer now.

[Chris]

It's awful, SO AWFUL.

[Psychotic]

I saw that episode of Brass Eye. The child goes on a site about Panto (I think that its name) the dog, but if you look closely at the dog you can see the paedophile watching the child! OH NOES! And then the paedophile asks the child to put its face on the screen...well the dog does...and they do it and the paedo uses special gloves to stroke them via the internet!

[Lankyman]

Brass Eye is legendary, Chris Morris is a genius. Pure and Simple.
Couldn't stop laughing for days, it's soooo controversial.

[Vyk]

... What the hell? This sounds like some wierdo spoof/satire, odd taste in content. Where is it? I want to see it...

[Lankyman]

Vyk, Brass eye is a short series that was shown in the late 90's on BBC i think, it was pretty controversial but insanely funny. You can get it on DVD:Brass Eye DVD

Check it out

[Perducci]

How do you stroke somebody over the internet?
And how would the Peadophile get the gas into the kids keyboard in the first place?

[nik0tine]

How do you stroke somebody over the internet?
And how would the Peadophile get the gas into the kids keyboard in the first place?

Teh Lavos misses teh point.