Unanswered Questions

[Shoeberto]

If the opposite of pro is con, isn't congress the opposite of progress, or did I just <i>blow your smurfin mind?</i>

I asked my teacher that stupid question some 4 years ago and he chewed me out.

I hasn't been 'til now that I think of it again, and, you know what? He never actually answered the question.

The answer, therefore, must be: Shut up and pay attention to the class! Kim, as you were saying."


So, before anybody else bothers to ask:

Other than three, because some of us aren't biters, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

I asked my English teacher it, too, and he just kind of laughed a bit and said he'd heard that on a list of words/phrases/etc. that make the e-mail rounds.

Therefore, everyone should read America The Book, because it is rocks.