I sold all my WWF/WWE DVDs last week, made nearly £1000, and decided to completely give up watching wrestling so that I can spend more time with my future Wife and her two Children.
And that's not a bad thing; that's a good thing!
I sold all my WWF/WWE DVDs last week, made nearly £1000, and decided to completely give up watching wrestling so that I can spend more time with my future Wife and her two Children.
And that's not a bad thing; that's a good thing!
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Typical wrestling match:
Fighter 1 gets into ring
Fighter 2 gets into ring
Stare each other out for some unfathomable reason
F1 grabs microphone
F1: YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE, F2! EITHER YOU GIVE ME THE ANTARCTICA TITLE TODAY, OR I LAYETH THE SMACKETHDOWN RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
F2: I DON'T THINK SO JACKASS
F1: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
F1 pushes F2
Start fighting
Bell rings
10 mins later...
F1 gets beat up and staggers about
F2 taunts and tries to do the finishing blow
F1 suddenly miraculously regains strength and counters attack
F2 is on floor and F1 pins
Ref: 1! 2! ................................................................break out
F1 kills referee
F2 suddenly miraculously regains strength and hits F1 across head with Steel Chair, which of course means that this is a No Weapons match. F2 pins
Ref comes back to life and does a 3 count
F1: WHAT THE *expletive* MAN!? HE USED A WEAPON
F2 extends hand
F2: Hey, good game, man.
F1: SMURF YOU!
F1 'knocks F2 out' by stepping on his foot
the inevitable interference by F2's girl
F2GIRL: What did you do that for, F1? F2....are you alright?
F1: I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL TO MEET HIM
F2GIRL: Nooooooo
F1 punches F2GIRL in stomach and she falls on the floor knocked out. Amazingly, nobody has come to stop this from happening yet
F1 takes title and walks off
Fin.
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OMFG can you believe this? WWE Champion John Cena was drafted to RAW!
I've got just 5 words to say about last night's Raw. Feel free to chant along.
ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
I haven't had time to watch any wrestling lately, but is it true Lita divorced Kane and now is with Edge? o_O
I keep running....I am running....
I keep living for the day that I'm with you
Actually, she BETRAYED him, helping Edge winning his gold rush finals match agains Kane. Wow, what a wallet shot in the head... They even tong-kissed after the match!Originally Posted by Jewels
Who gives a crap about Cena? Benoit is back on Smackdown. Let the Benoit, Guerrero, Angle dream matches begin once again.
WRESTLING:
In Canada, its a Tradition... in Mexico, its a Religion.... in Japan, its a Sport... in America.... Its a Joke.
What drama.Actually, she BETRAYED him, helping Edge winning his gold rush finals match agains Kane. Wow, what a wallet shot in the head... They even tong-kissed after the match!
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Ugh... I hate John Weiner - I mean Cena.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
JR: "He's making out with that man's wife, dammit! Bah gawd, it ain't right!"
Let me get this straight. We are suppose to feel bad for Kane since his "wife" Lita betrayed him and left him for Edge, and we are suppose to forget that Kane blackmailed her into having sex with him, didn't use proper protection and impregnanted her, put her then-current boyfriend Matt Hardy in the hospital, and forced her into marrying him? Sometimes I feel embarrassed to watch this stuff.
That's probably why I don't watch WWE, much, anymore. The plots are far too hokey.
In JCW, one thing's for certain. No matter how much the wrestlers beat the hell out of each other, they're still homies when the day's done.
Man, I never saw WWE in this chaos. Randy Orton to SmackDown... Benoit back to SmackDown too... Cena and Angle to RAW... And (omg) Triple H is going tae kick Batista's @$$ in the Hell in a Cell.
this week undertaker's gonna kick randy ortons @$$ hopefully.
Randy orton:shoot: me
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
The draft lottery is over! WWE Champ to RAW and World Heavyweight Champ to SD!
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