Typical wrestling match:

Fighter 1 gets into ring
Fighter 2 gets into ring
Stare each other out for some unfathomable reason
F1 grabs microphone
F1: YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE, F2! EITHER YOU GIVE ME THE ANTARCTICA TITLE TODAY, OR I LAYETH THE SMACKETHDOWN RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
F2: I DON'T THINK SO JACKASS
F1: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
F1 pushes F2
Start fighting
Bell rings

10 mins later...

F1 gets beat up and staggers about
F2 taunts and tries to do the finishing blow
F1 suddenly miraculously regains strength and counters attack
F2 is on floor and F1 pins
Ref: 1! 2! ................................................................break out
F1 kills referee
F2 suddenly miraculously regains strength and hits F1 across head with Steel Chair, which of course means that this is a No Weapons match. F2 pins
Ref comes back to life and does a 3 count

F1: WHAT THE *expletive* MAN!? HE USED A WEAPON
F2 extends hand
F2: Hey, good game, man.
F1: SMURF YOU!
F1 'knocks F2 out' by stepping on his foot
the inevitable interference by F2's girl
F2GIRL: What did you do that for, F1? F2....are you alright?
F1: I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL TO MEET HIM
F2GIRL: Nooooooo
F1 punches F2GIRL in stomach and she falls on the floor knocked out. Amazingly, nobody has come to stop this from happening yet
F1 takes title and walks off

Fin.