I went to my senior prom. It was basically all the pretty girls from our school wearing dresses that didn't flatter their figures and comparing nail jobs. But I looked hot, so what's it matter? It was a waste of cash for me, because even my FRIENDS, the people who said they were DYING at the prom the year before to have me there sat on their butts and didn't do anything all night.

My sister is going this year, her junior year, and she'll probably have a blast because her friends are cooler than mine. Or at least they mean it when they tell you they came to party and not sit around drinking watered down punch and ... not talking.