*kills*Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
i meant coffee.
why are you so mean to me?
*kills*
i meant coffee.
why are you so mean to me?
Trust No one
...Donnie Rumsfeld?!
I'll Donnie YOUR Rumsfeld!...Donnie Rumsfeld?!
DO-IT-YOUR-SELF-LAZY-BUM
Excellent, we'll start with the usual $50 flat payment, and a bonus of photocopier privileges if you do it well.
Last edited by Psychotic; 05-25-2005 at 04:18 PM. Reason: privileges was typo'd! Check dear Levian's post! :D
Good.Excellent, we'll start with the usual $50 flat payment, and a bonus of photocopier privelleges if you do it well.
I DID build a freakin' robot. It'll be happy to help you in your quest. Mwahahaha.
Yeah, call Radioshack and make them build you one.
I know how to build one... but it's not advanced enough to overthrow the government or anything. But it's witty, fun and great to have when you're watching bad movies.
Build your own Tom Servo.
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
Well... creating a robot that's so powerful that it's capable of taking over the world is no easy task, MP and it will probably take a lot of time and patience. Start by building a LEGO model.
Dual hyper-optic camera lenses, two microphonic translaters, AIMP, 4 1-ft and 4 1'1/2-ft cylindrical durasteel inanimate rods, 1 3-ft megaflex rebar, 4 gyroslidic spheres, outer hull plating (preferrably steel), 1 arachnorib cage, vertical fuel intake valve, fuel transformation core, energy distribution device, waste disposal unit, posterior exhaust port.
I used to have plans drawn up for making a bot, but my system went fritzy and a recovery blocked me from my files.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Remember to give this robot either wheels or legs.. Cos without them he may not be going anywhere.
ask craig charles!! (guy from robot wars) and Robert Llewellyn from "scrap heap challenge"!
Kagga
Here I am to save the day!
Crazy idea!!!
is there anibody out there?
<3ask craig charles!! (guy from robot wars) and Robert Llewellyn from "scrap heap challenge"!
Kagga
Word/s.
Awww... I haven't seen robotwars in ages!
Build a gigantic HYPNODISC!!!
Seriously... Hypnodisc= :<3:
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