Making a robot

[Meat Puppet]

I want to make a robot advanced enough to overthrow the current government and eventually take over the world, but still not be smart enough to turn against me.

I learn some BASIC robot programming in school last year, but it was only boring things like move foward and stay still; and we ran out of time to learn what I wanted.

Can anyone help?

[strawberryman]

I used to know how to make a laser.

[Samuraid]

Methinks that you have aspired to complete an insurmountable project. :rolleyes2

[TasteyPies]

OMG WADE PLZ BAN!

Interesting, well, I suggest you find a mad scientist to aid you. Or you could find a regular scientist and drive him mad somehow.

[Max]

ask dr. evil

[Jojee]

Why don't you just do it yourself? Kids these days, so lazy.

[My name is...something..?]

Now, before you start you must make sure you have proper equipment to get the hydraluics to work right.
You don't wanna build a robot obly to find that it can't move.
Believe me, i know. My poor Gundam is still stuck in the garage.

[rubah]

Ask KB- he claims to have designed/built one.

Or, get together with me and Balowintryweather, since we're planning the best engineering feat of all time, anyways.

[Meat Puppet]

I didn't make this thread.

[Psychotic]

Use MSPaint.

[boris no no]

i'm a mad scienctist!! buwahahahahaha!
well first you need some coffe and then a whole load of metal.

remember never to forget to screw the coffe on CLOCKWISE....i made the mistake of doing it anti-clockwise i can still feel the burning

[Meat Puppet]

I'm uneducated, so I have no idea what coffe is.

[theundeadhero]

I didn't make this thread

I'm starting to grow my hair out like a mad scientist. You can hire me in a few years.

[Chris]

DO-IT-YOUR-SELF-LAZY-BUM

[Levian]

It's already been done. Hellooo, George W. Bush. Remember that thing on his back?