One of those jokes that are really quite amusing if you ignore the propaganda.

Another example of this joke would be:

(SPOILER)If you are in the room with Hitler, Stalin, a rapist, and a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

ANSWERShoot the rapist twice

The form I heard was "Shoot the abortionist twice" (pro-life stance, obviously), but I changed it hoping to keep your thread from turning into an abortion debate.