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    I don't see how it would be an insult to any military personell...or really, anything at all. In fact, if "Navy SEAL" was replaced with "U.S. Army Engineer", I would enjoy it even more.

    This was intended to be a lighthearted topic, not to offend anybody or incite insults. C'mon y'all, don't screw it up, just let it be.

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    I don't see how it would be an insult to any military personell...or really, anything at all. In fact, if "Navy SEAL" was replaced with "U.S. Army Engineer", I would enjoy it even more.
    I think the point DMKA was trying to make is that it suggests that military personell are inherintly violent people and they "know when to punch someone in the face"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine
    I think the point DMKA was trying to make is that it suggests that military personell are inherintly violent people and they "know when to punch someone in the face"
    Sorry, I didn't realize all military people are pacifists.

    It suggest SEALs are violent. Tell me, are SEALs not violent?

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    They most certainly aren't.

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    That's why they're so easy to club. Especially the baby ones.

    Just kidding. (I know somebody's gonna come back with "oh you're so cruel, how could you even think that you bastard".)

    The "joke" mentioned that the SEAL knocked the professor from the platform and knocked him "out cold". I'd say that'd be more flattering than insulting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc
    Yes because all college professors are godless heathens that need to be punched in the face, and "god" is clearly on the side of the United States.
    Yeah, really. Things like this make me want to say things that would get me banned from this forum, so I'll just say eest's is basically what I think on the matter of these kinds of god 'jokes'.

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    Wow. That was one of the most retarded things I have read.

    *repeats what everyone else has said*

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    I like the fact that god only supports america


    AMERICA smurf YEAH!
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    Imagine that, a conservative joke gets heckeled in these liberal forums.
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    The joke was conservative? I thought it was just stupid.

    Oh wait...
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    That is the most ridiculous, self-centered thing I've ever read, and I fully agree with Big D.
    how is it self centered?

    Quote Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
    I like the fact that god only supports america


    AMERICA smurf YEAH!
    wow aint you a smartass.Seriously god supports everyone to say what you just said was plain out wrong anyway it was ok but the joke does seem like a waste of forum space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordblazer
    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    That is the most ridiculous, self-centered thing I've ever read, and I fully agree with Big D.
    how is it self centered?

    Quote Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
    I like the fact that god only supports america


    AMERICA smurf YEAH!
    wow aint you a smartass.Seriously god supports everyone to say what you just said was plain out wrong anyway it was ok but the joke does seem like a waste of forum space.
    How is it not self-centered? It mocks the other point of view, paints atheists as jerks, and makes Christians and the military these noble folks, who, by the way, are completly allowed to punch other people in the face for their opposing views. What if it had been the other way around? What if a Christian guy had been standing there and saying "Hey, God totally does exist, those of you who dont believe it are stupid!" and an atheist punched him in the face? (I cant think of some witty 'knock off the table deal'). It's a very propoganda based peice of writing (and yes, I do believe very strongly in God, but this disgusts me, and my disgust has nothing to do with the Navy SEAL and military themes) and, for people who do believe in a loving God, it seems very counter productive to me.

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    You guys are all wrong, I WAS ACTUALLY IN THIS CLASS WHEN IT HAPPENED, it's all true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordblazer
    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    That is the most ridiculous, self-centered thing I've ever read, and I fully agree with Big D.
    how is it self centered?

    Quote Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
    I like the fact that god only supports america


    AMERICA smurf YEAH!
    wow aint you a smartass.Seriously god supports everyone to say what you just said was plain out wrong anyway it was ok but the joke does seem like a waste of forum space.
    welcome to sarcasm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necronopticous
    You guys are all wrong, I WAS ACTUALLY IN THIS CLASS WHEN IT HAPPENED, it's all true.
    I could see myself doing that, minus the whole God protects our troops thing.

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