Public Service Announcement #1: Squirrels.

[Caspian]

Squirrels. They may look cute and cuddly, but they have <b>RABIES</b>. All of them. Be cautious.

[strawberryman]

Chubby little rascals steal from my birdfeeder.

[Old Manus]

*kills pet squirrel*

[Yamaneko]

Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.

[Jojee]

I wrote an essay on the danger of squirrels back in high school. Actually it was about squirrels from outer space, in which I warned my teacher about them and how they are planning to take over the world and they are evil... o_0 she gave me an A. *swt*

[Caspian]

Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.

I apologize. You may change the title accordingly, but know that I will be posting several more Public Service Announcements in the near future.

[Ko Ko]

This is uncomfortable.

[strawberryman]

This is uncomfortable.

Not as uncomfortable as the squirrel I shot is right now.

[Jojee]

Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out I speak from experience.

[strawberryman]

Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out I speak from experience.

I chase them with knives. Then, once i've killed them, I give them to this homeless guy named Jimmy Bob. He then proceeds to cook them and eat them.

He does'nt move too much anymore.

[Meat Puppet]

I couldn't spell or pronounce squirle when I was a kid, and I still can't.

[theundeadhero]

I <i>knew</i> it!

*Proceeds to mind Misfit to begin squirrel chasing*

[Dr.K]

Rabies > Squirrels

[Triple T]

NASHbeasts > Squirrels

[Jebus]

NASHbeasts!

*flees in terror*