The simple fact is, a 14-year-old is still a child, and not fully matured in any sense. They don't know what they should and shouldn't be getting into, and they're easy to influence. We're all been fourteen years old before...some of us still are, it seems. A child of fourteen is not ready for a sexual relationship, period. And a non-sexual relationship between an older person and a 14-year-old wouldn't be considered paedophilia, would it?

And dude, "peqeños hamsters, grandes aventuras" translates to "small hampsters, big adventures". Included with a picture and reference to Michael Jackson, if that ain't a reference to felching, I don't know what is.