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[Martyr]

I love designing games, but I do stories better. The problem is that games not only rely more on action than plot, but it usually turns out that too much of a really interesting story screws up most games, even RPGs. So if I design a game it'll be something like this:

Name: Prince Nukemall
Genre: RPG/ (FPS or Hack and Slash! Vote YES for gameplay options!)
Rating: M (According to statistics, these things don't hinder whatever audiences buy and play the game, so lets go beserk!)
System: PC/Whoever else wants it (Probably everybody because I'm so great)

Description: Years ago, little Prince's grandaddy saves the chixxorz of the earth from aliens. Now they're back, and the little prince is ready to kick some ass and maybe score a little too!

Features: !!!
Dueling dual gameply styles! Play in FPS mode for acute gaming prowess and supreme alien slaying skill or Hack and Slash mode if you prefer that in-your-face action and indulge in manually transmogrifying your nemesis' into chunky green or red puddles!

Weapons: The RPG is back and with a vengeance! We feature pistols, both automatic and semiautomatic! A double-barrel shotgun AND a Six barrell Shotgun for maximum BB-age! When you're ready, locate the devastaror of lore and wreak it's name on the police pigs (YES!). Shrink and Freeze guns! (They can also work on your shlong when you rescue a girl you want to bang. Don't worry, your little pecker will grow back in time, and then it'll be indestructible!) There'll also be swords and knives and maces and hammers and iron bars and all kinds of other stuff for clubbin your enemies the man's way. There's also a boxing mode! No grenades, but there's going to be plasma can bombs as well as cheap, unreliable, or ultimate ones!

Babes: Of course there's babes. You can cram dollars into their panties or whatever just like yer grandaddy did, but you can do it with more than the dancers! You can also give money to the chicks who are encased in slime shells!
ALSO, THERE'S GOING TO BE ALIEN BABES!!!!!!!!!!
That's right! If human ain't your thing, the pork honeys are dying to have an affair with you becuase their hubbies are so ugly. Even the ultimate boss has a Jabaess the Hutess waiting for your big gun.
Ho yeah! Because what's a game without sexi alien whores? Am I right? Am I right?

Blood: We've got blood! We've got gore! This time, there's an option to tear the head off and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] down the neck of ANY alien monster that you would like to do it to! You can cook their livers to increase your health and wear their skin to make yourself more appealing to alien babes who may be turned off by your humanoid appearance (ie: le femme octobrain). The bloody corpses will scatter about everywhere! You can even play hackey-sack with stray eyeballs that are flung from large carcasses after a rocket propelled granade asplodes their head! Or, if you're more sadistic, you can painstakingly carve out whatever you'd like with a knife. (While they're still alive! You can do this easiest by using wrestling skillz to trap them in a hold or simply by using equipment from bondage rooms. There's hand-cuffs and whips and all that good stuff. You can even put on a blindfold if you want to play with a handicap.) Or a meat cleaver that you might find in one of their cannibal kitchens.

Dialogue: You get to type stuff, and the game will translate the words and Prince will say it! If you type in certain codes, he can get cool shtuff!

Items and equipment! : No way man. We won't leave you hanging a little to the left on the jetpack/steroid/body armor/atomic health etc issues. Dudes, we'll have ultimate steroids! We'll have viagra! We'll have jetpacks with rocket launchers attatched! In fact, there's places where you can get even better than atomic health. You can get PLATONIC health! And that has nothing to do with your relationships in the game! It means platinum! Dat's right! We'z talkin' about da Bling Bling Babay! The Prince of Nukemall ain't leavin' that alien fortress with nothing less than everything! In fact, if he's losing anything, it'll be his virginity. But who on Earth needs that! It's probably only useful on alien spaceships.

BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or special requests and dedications, there'll be a line open to the callers and the game will be able to be upgraded by the revisions we make and post online! Trust me, you WILL climax while playing this game!

Plus, this kind of thing has better chances of really turning over the profits when it becomes a horrible movie that gets into the theatres anyway!