But he didn't mention The Trough.

I've got to agree whole-heartedly with Mr. Kinson here--the trough is just rude, y'all. You ladies, you just don't know; you have these stalls that people in third-world countries would consider apartments.

But you guys know these things--you don't show your ahem to your best friend; but here you are, in front of a bunch of strangers, hangin' it out in the breeze. And there is a breeze. I think there's some insecure guy with a video camera and the Air-Conditioner controls in the security room, just watching and smirking.

And of course, there's always some jag-off who instead of standing next to it gets at the end, just to see how far he can piss. I know, because when I was a kid, I was that jag-off.