If Psy were taken seriously....

[Masamune·1600]

While laughing at one of Psychotic's recent quips, I happened to wonder what might happen if someone took his advice or personal anecdotes seriously. Suddenly, a shadow passed over the room. A chill entered my very heart. This could be thread-starting related hyperbole, but, nay, my friends; it was the very darkness of realization! What kind of world would it be if gems like these....

Throw small children into furnaces. I might poke them in the eyes a couple of times first if I'm in a good mood.

and

I once ate an exploding carrot. Or was it a hand grenade? It's not like there's much difference in taste.

were given any sort of literal value? I dread to even think it. We'd certainly have some sort of post-apocalyptic nightmare, riddled with the scars of nuclear holocaust and filled with robots. Indeed, there would be lots and lots of robots. Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist. Or paw. Whatever. In any case, I ask of you, fair forum-goers of EoFF, what is your vision of this bleak world? What do you think would happen?