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    How about
    Tifa vs Aeris Wreslting Championship

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    FFVII: man dresup game

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJZen
    Just some sloppily thrown together ideas. Not as good as yesterday's. $10 to anyone who can identify the sources for all of image 2's subtitles.
    I'll take a brownie-button, hehehehehe.
    Street Fighter, Super Puzzle Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Hyper Street Fighter or something, Dragon Ball Z: the game, I don't know where IIDX comes from.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Final Fantasy VII: Aeris and Tifa's Romance. A 2 hour long hentai movie that shows how Aeris fell in love with Tifa and later on that night in the Kalm hotel they have sex with eachother. They need to package that DVD with FFXII, it'd sell millions.

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    You are perverted. I'd prefer Aeris and Tifa stay as far away from each other as possible. It'd be more likely for the two to have a catfight than a romance.

    FF7: Johnny . . . need I say more?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X
    Quote Originally Posted by DJZen
    Just some sloppily thrown together ideas. Not as good as yesterday's. $10 to anyone who can identify the sources for all of image 2's subtitles.
    I'll take a brownie-button, hehehehehe.
    Street Fighter, Super Puzzle Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Hyper Street Fighter or something, Dragon Ball Z: the game, I don't know where IIDX comes from.
    No, No, No, That's not even a game, Yes, Yes, Uhh..., Sorta..., and no.

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    Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Street Fighter Alpha, Street Fighter EX2 plus, Super SMASH Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai, and Beatmania IIDX. HEHEH.
    Last edited by Mercen-X; 05-01-2005 at 03:35 AM.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Materia Madness as seen in a flash by Joseph Balanche aka The Legendary Frog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TasteyPies
    Materia Madness as seen in a flash by Joseph Balanche aka The Legendary Frog.
    That was annoying... but worth it, I loved the extra scences...

    umm... I can't think of anything, I can nver force myself to think of things like this, maybe I might have an idea later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buccura
    Pin the Masamune on Aries

    Pimp My Highwind

    Sephiorth: Burn All Villages!
    These show a great deal of creativity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X
    Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Street Fighter Alpha, Street Fighter EX2 plus, Super SMASH Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai, and Beatmania IIDX. HEHEH.
    Close, but no cigar.

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    Xtreme Fantasy Final: se7en Episode 2: Donkey Kong Blaster Airship Hyper Battles
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Final Theft Auto: Costa Del Sol

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    Win a Date with Rufus Shinra: XP
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    The Sims : Midgar

    Thats right you can now take your favorite final fantasy characters and control them. Making them do pointless, repetitive tasks and hoping that you get them to a restroom in time!

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