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    A question that you dont want answered is called 'rhetorical'
    What's a statement that you do want answered called?

    (P.S Non-rhetorical is not a word)

    That was a distraction, now for the real topic:

    Does anyone have any of those annoying questions that you dont know the answer and it bugs you for eternity, well heres the place to post them.

    Who was Tom Cruise's first wife?

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    Why ain't I rich yet?

    And what the hell are you doing in my pants?

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    Haha, your pants came on to me!!!!!

    I am sorry, I didnt realise their was a similar thread already here, made by my stalker, damn her always knowing my plans.

    No seriously, does anyone know who is Tom Cruises 1st wife?

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    3 Lads order 3 pizzas, the delivery arives and the cost is £30.00 So they give the delivery boy £10.00 each - that much is fact.

    The delivery boy gets back, hands the £30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was made. The pizzas should of been £25.00, not £30.00.

    The cashier gives the delivery boy five £1.00 coins and tells him to take it back to the lads who ordered the pizza.
    On the way back, the delivery boy has a thought...these lads did not give him a tip.
    He thinks that since there is no way to split £5.00 evenly three ways, he will keep two pounds for himself and give them back three pounds - so far quite straight forward right?
    He explains about a mix up in the price, and hands the lads the three pounds, then departs with his two pound tip in his pocket. - Now the fun begins!

    Remember £30.00-£25.00=£5.00 Right?
    £5.00-£3.00=£2.00 Right?
    So what's the problem? Well answer this:

    Each of the three lads originally gave £10.00.
    They each got back £1.00 in change.
    That means they paid £9.00 each, which times three is £27.00.
    The delivery boy kept £2.00 for a tip.
    £27.00 plus £2.00 equals £ 29.00.

    Where the hell is the other pound ???
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    Fake answer:I stole the other pound MUHAHAHA

    Real answer: What the *bleeep* happened to the other pound?

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    whoa... that was weird... XD...

    umm... How is it possible for My name is... something..? to be my brother when were not even the same race? Just is I guess...

    yeah.. Who was Tom Cruise's first wife? O.O

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    Yes, we already have one of these threads <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=58394&page=3">here</a> that still isn't closed for some reason.
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    Mimi Rogers was Tom Cruise's first wife.

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